Monday, August 27, 2018

UFO MYTHOLOGY


The first alien abduction occured in 1930. Big eyed, big headed beings abducted a woman named Wilma Deering and give her a physical examination. This appeared in the Buck Rogers comic strip, but fit all the tropes of later abduction stories. 

The big headed, small bodied Greys derive from nothing more than what people like HG Wells postulated as the evolution of future man.

The first “real” abduction was recorded in 1961. Their memories of it were brought out under hypnosis. However what most documentaries don’t tell you is that the doctor who hypnotized Barney and Betty Hill stated that the memories were not real, that Betty had been obssessed with UFOs long before this,(most people who are abducted  already believe in UFOs). Or  that Barney’s description of the aliens matched “the galaxy being” from an episode of The Outer Limits that he’d seen a week before, or that he changed his story when he found that it didn’t match Betty’s.
It’s amazing then that later abduction cases followed the same pattern as the first, false, one.

Similarly, the first “flying saucers” reported by Kenneth Arnold in 1947 were not saucers at all. He described “dewdrop” or “tear” shaped objects that skimmed through the sky like saucers on water. But despite the misunderstanding, the term flying saucers caught on, and everybody started seeing saucers. The first crop circles were an admitted fake but people are still seeing them. 
 
Movies and TV have played a large part in the UFO myth since then. Missing time, alien implants, and wiped memories all appeared in 50s movies before they were reported in “real life”. Nobody was “beamed up” until after Star Trek. In fact, the aliens’ mission on Earth ~ to create human hybrids because the aliens can’t feel emotions ~ is Mr Spock! Reptilian shapeshifters first appeared on “V” in 1983. And now that Stargate is cancelled, people are seeing Stargates.

I had two UFO experiences - a V-formation of disc shaped objects that turned out to be ducks, and a night sighting near the airport: a saucer shaped object with lights on the sides and a dome that rose straight up. It was an airplane with lights on its wings and cockpit. It was coming at me at an angle that made it appear to be rising upwards.

The principle called Occam's Razor is abused by UFOlogists as saying "the simplest answer is usually true"; if it looks like an alien spaceship, it probably is. That's not what Occam's Razor says. More like, to solve a problem, you should select the solution with the fewest assumptions. Atmospheric phenomena, misinterpretations, hoaxes and delusions are things we know exist. Aliens, advanced civilizations, interstellar travel, and mind wiping are (huge) 
assumptions.

UFOlogists don't seem to believe their own hype. They make no attempt to prove anything. There are "UFO hotspots" where multiple sightings occur, but they don't set up bases with radar and a light plane. Usually the same victim is abducted again and again, but they don't have abductees wear a wire, or set up an alarm system. So the aliens have the ability to turn off technology; fine, set up something that sends a signal and when the signal is interrupted, send in a team. 

So, no, I don’t believe in alien abductions or ancient aliens. This is not to say that I don’t believe in alien life elsewhere, but there is no compelling evidence that they’ve been here. Space is so vast and time so deep that two alien races may never meet or even learn of each others’ existence.







Sunday, August 26, 2018

MULES AND WITCH HUNTS

It hardly seems like it was 2014 since I last published!

I am going to combine my political blog LIES AND DAMNED LIES with STORIESARESIGNPOSTS somewhat, at least as long as Donald Trump and Russia threaten our democracy ... and by "our" I mean the world's.

It looks as if the Trump empire is crumbling already though. The so-called "Witch Hunt" is indicting and imprisoning Trump's mob one by one. Trump continues to try and distract with Space Forces, Deep States, rallies and now, bringing up Hillary Clinton's emails - again.

One of the most famous science fiction series is Isaac Asimov's FOUNDATION. a group called the Psycohistorians sets up the Foundation to bring order to the galaxy. They believe that trends in large societies can be predicted mathematically. Everything runs according to plan ... until The Mule is born. Psychohistory cannot predict the actions of an individual, and The Mule is a mutant with powerful psychic abilities. He can reach into the minds of others and "adjust" their emotions, individually or en masse, and win them to his cause - which is conquest.

I see Donald Trump as The Mule. Not that he has any psychic powers, but he does seem able to seize the minds of his followers enough to get them to vote against their own best interests, even to make the religious believe that this racist, lying, womanizing, foul mouthed, cheating you-know-what has been "raised up by God to save America". If democracy had any long term plan, Trump is disrupting it just as The Mule disrupted the Foundation. 

It's almost mythic. Look at the names of the characters.

Trump: British slang for fart.

Vladimir:  ruler of the world  (besides, it sounds like Voldemort)

Mitch (McConnell): urban slang for man-bitch

Robert (Mueller): famed, bright; shining; Mueller means miller (sifting the facts like a miller sifts grain?)

Peter (Strzok): solid as a rock

Barack (Obama): means lightning, but there's more to it. Barack or Baraq was the name of Mohammed's winged horse, who carried the prophet up to Heaven where he met Abraham, Moses, Jesus and other religious figures. A great metaphor for relations between religions.

At any rate, it looks like the long nightmare is drawing to a close. But Republicans and Russians are full of dirty tricks. To purge the voter rolls they have used everything from disenrolling voters for made up reasons to pretending that Russian hacking isn't happening.
Dr McCoy's advice is solid.

Call your local party and make sure you are registered. Get an early ballot or go out to vote on November 6.

As for me, I'm getting my Munchkins ready to sing.

STORIESARESIGNPOSTS hasn't been a particularly political blog. We'll be back next time with a take on one of biggest myths of the 20th and 21st centuries: UFOlogy.